Dick Cheney Says He doesn’t Give a F*ck What You Think.

November 19th, 2008 No comments

That lady should have bitch slapped him.

Dick Cheney Indicted for Organized Crime by Texas Grand Jury

November 19th, 2008 1 comment

Cheney is accused of investing some $85 million in the Vanguard group that houses federal inmates. The grand jury accuses Cheney and Alberto Gonzalez of engaging in organized criminal activity.

Chris Bangle – Chief of Design for BMW

November 18th, 2008 No comments
Chris Bangle BMWs Cheif of Design Failure

Chris Bangle BMW's Chief of Design Failure

Where did it all go wrong?

The e4x generation of BMW’s 3 series, the e39 5 series … both classic cars! Every car produced by BMW in the late 1990’s was widely accepted by the masses as beautiful. The Z8 & Z3 were both so breathtaking & popular that they became Bond-cars featured in two different James Bond movies.

What we know is that Chris Bangle played some role in the design of these breathtaking beauties. Cars like the e39 BMW M5 and e46 BMW M3 have already become cult-classics and will ultimately join their siblings amongst some of the most sought after cars ever made by BMW.

Why is it then, that a man who was tied to such outstanding vehicles in the past is now designing the ghastly BMWs of today? What started out as the perfect balance of beauty and muscle has turned into a chiseled and harsh look with key lines colliding and flying off in different directions.

Take, for example, the rear end of the new 7-series. A perfectly acceptable flowing trunk that somehow had a squashed squared-off zit added to the top of it. The X6? WTf? What’s the point of this vehicle? It’s not quite a coupe, not quite a SUV.. sorry S – AAAAAA – V, not quite a sedan. Definitely not a truck. What is this car? can you please help us out here?

Another prime example are the e92 and e93 BMW 3 series. This car has a hood that appears to go on forever – Rivaling the hood lines of a 1970’s Cadillac ElDorado. But the funny thing is – it’s not even that BIG! It LOOKS like you could put a full living room set complete with arm chairs and a coffee table on it, but in reality you’d have a hard time fitting a love seat on it.

Enormous Hoodline on front of BMW 3-series

Enormous Hoodline on front of BMW 3-series

hmm…

1978 Cadillac Eldorado has hood line like new bmw 3 serie

1978 Cadillac Eldorado has hood line like new bmw 3 series

The Rear 3/4 view of this piece of crap looks just as horrid.Rear 3/4 view of BMW 328

Rear 3/4 view of BMW 328

I mean WHAT happened here? How did BMW go from a classic beauty like the Z8:

Classic BMW Z8 a Beautiful car

Classic BMW Z8 a Beautiful car

To a monumental FailTurd like the X6?

BMW X6, A Monumental Failure

BMW X6, A Monumental Failure

His designs are SO BAD that there is even a petition to FIRE HIM floating around the internet with 15,000 signatures! http://www.petitiononline.com/STOPCB/petition.html.

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Andan Ghalib now Bangin Kathy Griffin?

November 18th, 2008 1 comment

It seems he’s no longer satisfied with Britney Spears. Makes sense. As far as I can tell if she isn’t a completely unstable strung out junkie who needs to be admitted to the psych ward, then she’s had a major coming-to-jesus moment and is now a reborn Christian psycho who won’t put out to save her life. Besides, I think she’s hooking back up with K-Fed now right?

Adnan has moved up in the world. Looks to me like he’s courting Celebrity D-lister Kathy Griffin now. What a swing! he goes from tapping a young 20 year old ass to a chewed up piece of 40 year old meat. Hope she’s worthy homeboy!

Celebrity Slut Adnan Ghalib is now sleeping with D-Lister Kathy Griffin

Celebrity Slut Adnan Ghalib is now sleeping with D-Lister Kathy Griffin

Billy Mays breaks it down like Rick Ross

November 17th, 2008 1 comment

Only thing Billy Mays is in that don’t make me puke! Pee in the closet with confidence.. lmao!

I got your $19.95 son of a bitch!

I Hate Windows Vista

November 14th, 2008 No comments

God I hate this operating system.

I’m running the 32 bit version on a dual core 1.8ghz machine with 2 GB of memory and it takes this dumb ass computer at least 10 to 15 minutes a day to start up.  That’s bad, but it used to be worse.

It used to take me 60 minutes before Windows Vista would start up and get on plane.  After pulling my hair out for 2 months, I looked into why Vista was loading so slowly.  At first I thought it was related to Microsoft Outlook connecting with our Exchange server, but that was WRONG.  I mean .. that’s still part of the problem.  But the real 8 incher in my ass was Windows Defender.  This piece of shit software was set up to run every night at 2 am when my computer was turned off (it’s a laptop).  So Defender would automatically run a full system sweep every god damn time I’d start my computer up.  FAIL!

Windows Vista is a sham.  This operating system sucks.

Windows Vista is a sham. This operating system sucks.

Adnan Ghalib

November 13th, 2008 1 comment

This guy is a class act.  He’s made a bunch of money off of defiling others.  Well done Adnan, I bet your parents are proud of the way you smear people’s shit all over the press.  Karma is a bitch bro.

Adnan Ghalib makes a living smearing people lives all over the press

Adnan Ghalib makes a living smearing people lives all over the press. Look at this fruitcake!