Lazar Yousif Lazar was arrested earlier today by US Marshals after deboarding a flight from Iraq to DIA in Washington DC.

Lazar, 33 years old, had been staying with relatives in Iraq while a massive manhunt was underway for his capture. Local Iraq authorities with international assistance located and arrested Lazar Yousif earlier this week. He did not fight extradition. to the US.

Lazar is said to be responsible for leading a violent street gang in Arizona, he faces charges of conspiracy to commit murder, robbery, and aggrevated assualts. His gang became well known for ripping off other rival gangs in drug dealers of their drugs and money.

Lazar and his gang carefully planned a hit on a police officer When officers began investigating Lazar and arresting other members of his syndicate in 2006. They dug a grave and performed surveillance but their plot was foiled before the hit could occur. Lazar fled to Iraq in March after bonding out of prison with $500,000.

David Gonzales, U.S. Marshal for Arizona, spoke with the press and said Lazar Yousif Lazar was taken into custody without any problems once he arrived in Washington DC.

Yolish Krauss, scumbag of the day, was arrested for spraying a helpless woman with pepper spray today in Mea She’arim. Krauss confessed to his role in the incident after being taken to jail.

Locals describe Krauss as very controversial. Officials in the area believe Krauss is responsible for helping to organize and lead several violent protests over the past year.

Yolish, the pippy longstocking version of a homeless osama bin laden, apparently maced this poor lady because she refused to walk on the other side of the street.

What a real piece of work this guy is. I hope the people of Jerusalem pull all support for this guys efforts – Hopefully Krauss just killed his own resistance movement, unless all his followers are all fans of women beaters.

Nearly a dozen bodies, believed to be members of the Colombian Football team, were found shot to death in Tachira. There are reports surfacing that one person may have survived the execution.

The ELN, a left-wing guerrilla operation, is to blame for the deaths officials say. The team has been missing for nearly two weeks.

No one knows why the football team was kidnapped. Most speculate it was a failed ransom attempt or some sort of glory killings for intimidation.

The Young Mermaid Girl, Shiloh Pepin, made famous by her fused legs, has died. Unfortunately she passed away after a severe cold turned into pneumonia.

At 10 years old, she had only just began to live her life, but already had an understanding of her uniqueness. She had recently appeared on Oprah.

Shiloh suffered from a condition known as mermaid syndrome. Typically this disease involves fused legs which resemble the tail of a mermaid. Most children born with this disease can have surgery to correct it at birth.

Shiloh had not yet received the operation.

New Jersey Priest Ed Hinds was beaten to death in the church kitchen by a Janitor while drinking coffee, according to reports.

Morris county prosecutor Robert Bianchi announced that Jose Feliciano, 64 years old, stabbed Ed Hinds 32 times after an argument. Jose had worked at the church for over 17 years. The janitor was one of 2 people said to have originally discovered Edward Hinds body.

Mr Feliciano was arrested at his home, where police also found the Priest’s cell phone and bloody clothing.

Reports are coming in from Islamabad that a suicide bomber has detonated an explosive device on his person while being inspected by police after a traffic stop. The bombing occurred just outside Kalar Kahar on the Lilah Exchange.

One officer was killed in the blast. Another suspect, thought to be a passenger of the driver, escaped unharmed and was immediately captured.

Violence continues to escalate in the region with no end in sight.

Richmond Virginia Police say Marty Jewell was arrested while driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI) at 1:30am this morning near Byrd Park.

Marty Jewell is a local business owner and graduate of Virginia Union University.

His roles on the City Council include City Services and Education, Finance, and Organizational development.

Outspoken bloggers and community members have been unhappy with Marty’s progress on the City Council. People are calling for Mr Jewell’s resignation, many of whom say is long overdue.

A formal press release is expected Monday morning.