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Montgomery Indiana : Best Place to Start a Puppymill

October 22nd, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments
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SHAME ON YOU DAVIESS COUNTY

Scenic Montgomery Indiana, a small community in Daviess County, is looking for a few good Puppymills.  Puppymills are extremely lucrative operations and I understand why you probably want to start one.   Let’s remember the most important thing when starting your puppymill is Location! Location! Location!

You must choose a location where the community and local officials ignore the mistreatment of animals.   I recommend Montgomery Indiana.   Not only is the puppy mill industry already very established here, it’s embraced!

If you start drawing a lot of heat from neighbors because of noise caused by suffering dogs,  just pretend your Amish.  I swear this works.    By saying you are Amish you can do anything you want to animals, it’s better than a get out of jail free card!  If you need more advice on avoiding the law and protestors you need to get some advice from Levi Graber, he’s an expert.

I’m really hoping to get John Graber to contribute a few posts on his best practices for shooting dogs and creating enormous profits breeding animals in cages.   Stayed tuned for more tips.

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  1. PJ
    October 22nd, 2009 at 22:18 | #1

    Fk’n Amish a**hole. I am all for religious tolerance but when they are able to get away with crimes because of their religion that is bullshit. You ever wonder where all the meth in southern Indiana comes from just ask the Amish.

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