Team Adrenaline couldn’t be more proud of this guy.  Still not sure of his true identity, but his facebook page indicates that he goes by “Cave.”  Cave is an asshat.  He thought it would be clever to falsify a Nevada temporary license, then go to the local drag strip in Las Vegas.  While at this drag strip – rumor has it that he was doing front wheel burnouts to impress his fat ass hoochie mama.  In doing so he slipped and plowed directly into the back of my friend’s BMW M3.

Yay!

Asshat doesn’t have insurance.  From the looks of it – and the fact that he has a falsified temporary plate – it seems like he may be an illegal immigrant.  Oh and the kicker of it all – turns out the guy had FALSIFIED INSURANCE DOCUMENTS!!! God Bless Him.  Thanks Cave!

Here’s a link to Cave’s Myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=255006458

and Here’s a link to Cave’s friend on myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=107052437

And Here’s Cave (a.k.a. Asshat) Himself:

Cave is king Asshat in Team Adrenaline. Way to go Cave! You're famous!

Cave is a member of Team Adrenaline in Las Vegas.  He’s done a good job of brining disgrace to the entire team.  Maybe not actually – when I looked at their myspace and facebook profiles, it looks like it’s a pretty embarrassing array of shitty cars.  GO TEAM!!

Here’s some pictures of the damage that Cave did:

Cave's Bumper Damage

More Pictures of the damage done to Cave's Bumper in Las Vegas

Cave is the asshat next to the white honda civic

Fake Nevada License on Cave's White Honda

Representin Team Adrenaline Las Vegas Yo

Keep Up The good work Cave!  You’re a genuine Asshat!

Whiskey Girl San Diego Sucks

Well – more specifically, the doorman sucks ass.

We had a bachelor party in San Diego last weekend and even took the time to call ahead to get ourselves on the list. I’d like to point out that the gal who was bartending was super nice when we went there earlier in the day.  She understood – group of 6 six dudes … bachelor party … we didn’t want to wait in line and more importantly we wanted to make sure we could actually get in, because most bars don’t want a group of 6 dudes storming the place.  So she gave me their card and told me the person to call, who then told me to go to their website and fill out the form and get on the list.

All of this seemed to work just fine, and we showed up to Whiskey Girl at about 10 pm – not too late really.  The bouncer was super cool – he’s like okay, yeah come on over. and we were just about to start goin in – when low and behold this little Asian cocksucking shitface was like “NO! the bachelor is too drunk! the bachelor is too drunk! I already told him he can’t come in!” All of our heads turn to the bachelor … who wasn’t even drunk yet .. he may have had 3 or 4 drinks, but was nowhere near drunk.

Me: “What the fuck are you talking about he’s too drunk?!”

Little Piece of shit Doorman: “He’s stumbling all over and slurring his speech!”

I turn my head and look at the bachelor who is standing straight and steady.

Me: “What the fuck are you talking about he’s fine!”

Ghey Ass Doorman: “He’s too drunk! You can’t come in here!”

I turn to the bouncer, hoping he’ll override (he seemed cool about it), but he says “sorry guys, I guess if he says he can’t come in, then he can’t come in.”

Me: “Alright, fine – we’ll just go next door then, cuz we’re on that list too.”

We then proceeded next door, scooted in past the line.  Unfortunately I don’t for the life of me know what the name of the place is, BUT ANYONE INTERESTED IN PARTYING IN THE GASLAMP DISTRICT SHOULD PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO THE PLACE 1 DOOR NORTH OF WHISKEY GIRL!!!!